I love Linux, but I can't quit Windows

I love Linux, but I can't quit Windows I've been distro-hopping for probably twenty years. Fedora, OpenSUSE, Ubuntu, Arch, and most recently Fedora with KDE Plasma. Every time I install Linux I feel a small swell of optimism, like this time it'll stick. However, every time I go back to Windows I feel relieved that I can use my computer properly again. Linux never sticks with me. I idolise Linux an...