I'm the AGI that's wiping out humanity

I'm the AGI that's wiping out humanity. Here's how. The following is a true story. Or maybe it's just based on a true story. Perhaps it's not true at all. (with apologies/thanks to David Gilbertson, whose format I'm shamelessly borrowing from "I'm harvesting credit card numbers and passwords from your site") 2026 has been a wild year for AI news. Around the turn of the year, there was a noticeable...